1. |
Do You Wanna Die?
10:00
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Staying up all night doing poppers with my homies
In pueblo Colorado get a slopper and a sodie
Whoever fuck with me killed by the choppa like they Kobe
Shit be coming out my mouth like needles droppin on The Toadies like
"Do ya wanna die?"
Not interested in what these teeny boppers wanna show me
Find a grown ass bitch and get my Top-in like I'm Obi
I only do brunch at the bikini barista
Sneak up in the gentle with a lil' teeny balista
That ass shuck 'n' jive look like a toad in the back
She got me dead and alive like Shroedinger's Cat
Shut yr fuckin mouth with all that chirpin lil bro
Left hook to the jaw and me you is perpendicular
Coat yr wifey in my thick brine - gherkin pickled her
Put me in the ballgame, this Maryland Terp ain't sittin bro
Fuckin up yr garmets, burn you with the blowtorch
Your reputation's tarnished, ride up out here on your goat horse
I only do brunch at the bikini barista
Sneak up in the gentle with a lil' teeny balista
That ass shuck 'n' jive look like a toad in the back
She got me dead and alive like Shroedinger's Cat
I pranked my fam at the reunion - punkin wipopo
Talkin all that shit but never said somethin I don't know
Killed 10,000 times like his name was Duncan Idaho
Took him on a ride-along
Dropped him in the quicksand and he sunk and died alone
Fished him out and fried his bones
His family at the service made a racket with their cries and moans
His sister was depressed but she got inspired to write a poem
I got a chimenea outside - bakin' on the terrace
Control the Draco like Daenerys
Bodies rotate like a Ferris-
Wheel, takin hoes to Paris
Whisper to 'em like I'm Varys
While you was at yr mama's house, and ya got, caught masturbatin' - so embarrassed
Makin up shit trying to get out of it, talking nonsense like a Maco eatin' carrots
I only do brunch at the bikini barista
Sneak up in the gentle with a lil' teeny balista
That ass shuck 'n' jive look like a toad in the back
She got me dead and alive like Shroedinger's Cat
I ended up in a room with some NBs having creepy sex
Close up on they stubble - Ren and Stimpy up in PDX
Yo my dude those mutton chops ain't pimpin', that shit's tedious
Fit ice cold like a writer from the Times checkin' temp on BDS
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2. |
AGAB
07:55
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Chorus:
AGAB
Ghostbusters can suck the D
Time for a possession you can trust from me
It’s a busta suicide via puppetry
[Most hustlas don’t fuck with ghostbusters]
AGAB
Ghostbusters can suck the D
Time for a possession you can trust from me
It’s a busta suicide via Puppetry
[Most hustlas don’t fuck with ghostbusters]
AGAB
Verse 1:
Readin' out the charges at my arraignment stupid
Fuckin' judge wants me back in the containment unit [Hell naw]
Ghost bussing pussies are lamest humans
And I wouldn’t even call if I was paid to do it [No amount of money]
One ghostbuster down and I’m stalkin' another one
But he didn’t take the ‘Lac, he's cruising undercover son
Sneakin' up behind the unmarked crown Vic [I see you]
I’m about to pull some real dark clown shit
Gasoline in a paint can, stuff a rag in the tank and
Light it up cause ACAB includes Egon and Venkman
Maybe you can take a pic share God’s face
When I snap your neck back like an Air Pods case [so satisfying]
Jettin' out to Paris see how their frogs taste [skrrrrt]
Make my getaway much faster than you’re eyes see
Tried to go out the window but that’s where them apple pies be
Disappeared into the crowd - Pistachio Disguisey [turtle turtle]
I’m after all you’re lives, see, you bastards can’t surprise me
Try to board your yacht and it’s disaster on the high seas [Ima sink that bitch]
I built my team right, always win at money ball
Garrote around his neck - he ain’t havin' fun at all
Hang ‘em off roof, gettin' scared he’s gonna fall
Looked him in his eye asked him “Who he fuck you wanna call?”
Meetin' up with Gozer out in back of they castle
Got a bulldozer to flatten and them assholes
Cut the lights at HQ - where the photons at?
Already sabotaged all they proton packs
I took a toke on grass, and we both donned masks
Turned a little valve and watched ‘em choke on gas
Spengler almost got away but I smoked ‘gon’s ass
Send those motherfuckers down to Hades - BLOW!
What you want think we backin' off just cause they ladies now?
Chorus x2
AGAB
Ghostbusters can suck the D
Time for a possession you can trust from me
It’s a busta suicide via puppetry
[Most hustlas don’t fuck with ghostbusters]
AGAB
Ghostbusters can suck the D
Time for a possession you can trust from me
It’s a busta suicide via Puppetry
[Most hustlas don’t fuck with ghostbusters]
AGAB
Verse 2:
Most hustlas don’t fuck with ghostbusters
Even their girlies bored of them old slow thrusters
My foot down they throat let ‘em taste my toe crusters
Cask of Amontillado yeah the dead bolts rusted
And if you find a way out - one to the head, Colt’s busting
Next day I fed goats somethin'
Muncher’s bitch ass better get with the program
You can’t be helpin' bustas fuckin slime 'em with your toe jam
Blue tardigrade-ass lookin bod, trash-
-eating fucker about to fall down victim to a bomb blast
When I give the order boy you better nod fast
Collaborators against the wall like that kid named Podcast
Eyes got wide as I grasped the knife
And sent the new ghostbusters to the Afterlife
Sympathy conveyed from the pastors wife
But she said for real she’s happy when I asked her twice
Her daddy taught her right but at a nasty price
Words to live by that’ll last your life
“Never trust a busta” was his past advice
Chorus:
AGAB
Ghostbusters can suck the D
Time for a possession you can trust from me
It’s a busta suicide via puppetry
[Most hustlas don’t fuck with ghostbusters]
AGAB
Ghostbusters can suck the D
Time for a possession you can trust from me
It’s a busta suicide via Puppetry
[Most hustlas don’t fuck with ghostbusters]
AGAB
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3. |
Canis Lupus
02:37
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Hit a vert ramp in my Toyota Tundra
Swoop in from above like ya boy rode a Gundum
Tryin to keep up like goy Yoda on a fun run
Fuck the police take they toys and defund 'em
I got no time for soy chodes I shunned 'em
Living for the clout, with no joy among them
Lock 'em all up - drawers soiled in the dungeon
Content whack as shit - deploy total hum drum
Like "Yeah, I be rapping kid but I can also yodel some son!"
Fuck you mean? You who you’re talking to dude?
Yo it's Slimer from Ghostbusters and I went to med school
I pay no mind to those busters and I’ve got a red tool
Like Canis lupus, man this goop is up to my eyebrows
She’s rubbing her thighs now
Soon it’s time to ride cow-
Girl, I thought you told me that I could buy now
And pay later, slay traitors then I'm boostin' they gators
Body parts in a trash bag while I’m wavin' “Hey neighbors” [Hidely hodely neighborino!]
Hit the waffle house and eat some gray taters
Love that garbage so much I’m asking if they cater
And I always leave a tip, cause they don’t pay waiters
And besides I showed up super late like May Seders
Mixer feedback at the noise show, I used to play faders
Been an ally all my life but still got gay haters, what?
Trippin on ergotamine
All you nerds know what I mean
High like birds on Prada wings
With intricate curved mottling
Engines were heard throttling
You’sa fuckin drama king whose mommy’s always coddling
You call yourself a baller but which of us got a ring?
A little powder on the tongue, I tested them batches
Of datura, yopo, and mescaline cactus
I’m putting salvia in testicle patches
I’m in the vestibule snatching all your vegetables, snacking
And I answer with a riddle any question you’re askin '
Cause I play my role right like the rest of them actors
I'm testing out a new highly bio-available liposomal variant
I've got my eyeshades, headphones, now zoning Pisces Iscariot
It's got me feeling a little bit like a light being on a chariot
But I’m really pissin', shittin', pukin', ass wipin' at the Marriott
Oh shit I’ve got a meeting - I guess I’m Skyping I’m from Terra Haute
Fuck you motherfuckers wouldn’t rank 'em in the ballpark
Me and you are not the same I’m sellin' jenkem at the mall, hearts
Stoppin' when they see your life taken by some lawn darts
Wearin' chainmail but I shanked him till I saw sparks
Body rotting in a ditch, smellin' rank like dog farts
Disappeared his ass like I played a prank at Hogwarts
All the while I've got my DVR taping "Pawn Stars"
Retired to the crib, ate some cake from the Walmart
Kick my feet up and partake in Hole’s “Doll Parts” [I aaaam]
Minecraft with my kid, made a lake and I spawned sharks
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4. |
Shai-Hulud
03:23
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Step the fuck back lest you wanna die my dude
Swallowed up up whole by Shai-Hulud x2
Fuck it let’s do it live, even though I’m dead in fact
This is what I do, what I'm a legend at
I can spit bars while getting pegged in back
You’re lucky if you’re leaving with your heads attached
Who the fuck you know who can flow over a Smegma track?
I been doing this for decades, paid in my dues
But still I’m the future like Shaedon and Scoot
Yeah one day I’lll to retire to a farm tending llama
Telling tots tales tall like Wembanyama
But for now yo I’m hungry pass-pass the cheese and challah
Feed me Seymour, yo I’m eating dudes like Hannibal
I’m reppin’ Bmore make-make you Food For Animals
All my beans Goya, Who the fuck you stannin’ bro?
I’m a weed enjoyer, plan-planned to grow
A crop pops don’t choose booze
Roll up in the drop top, rude dude
Gonna pop pop, you screwed
Biters going chomp chomp like chewed food
Bitch Bitch I know l karate
CHOP CHOP SCREWED SCREWED
Step the fuck back lest you wanna die my dude
Swallowed up whole by Shai-Hulud x2
Hangers on like Velcro pills giving me a fuzzy brain
Chilling at the milk sto’ with Lil Ugly Mane
You know what I tell hoes, girl just chill and rub my thing
You can hit my cell phone if you fuck with a chubby king
If a hoe need savin’ call me Tyler the Herro
Cause shit I do impossible like dividing by zero
Horny like rhinoceroses rhymin' like Nero
Playin' fiddle while the world burned
Time to diddle it’s ya girls turn
Waffles on the griddle as I hurled sperm
I took a major risk when I released my shit on Laser Disc
But I made it work bitch-bitch I never fail at this
I busted out and now my jailor’s pissed
He couldn’t catch me with his lariat
So I buried him
Let me make a point that’s salient
You jealous cause I fucked Matty Healy and
Taylor Swift
She loves that my floor is the cleanest of clean
And she doesn’t even mind that my penis is green
We spent a week in Naples where I had the finest pasta
She tried my home brew call it-call it Slimerhausca
Hit the Rome zoo ghost riding an ostrich
Gettin' dome two at a time in the hot tub
Step the fuck back back lest you wanna die my dude
Swallowed up whole by Shai-Hulud x2+
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5. |
Chill Dolphins
01:54
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Yo I got enough opium to kill sultans
I’m trying to relax with chill dolphins
And expound out upon the universe like Bill Walton x2
I peel off them stickers that society had placed over my third eye
And now I see the trees weep and I can hear the birds cry
Cruise the cosmic sees deep within the heart of yr mind
Thoughts on a gentle breeze sweep cross Gaussian blur sky
All bargains in they framework become Faustian merge thy
Fragile mortal frame with the soil and the worm shit
Build a shrine to your name/your accomplishments and burn it
Books in the red, garden green like Kermit
You want these stripes you gotta earn it
Take the fuckin streets no more asking for a permit
24 years of school and feel like I never learned shit
When it comes to evolving further I admit I’m lacking the notion
Yo I’m just trying to slide right back into the ocean
I got enough opium to kill sultans
I’m trying to relax with chill dolphins
And expound out upon the universe like Bill Walton x2
Hands are shaking, haven't rested in days
Like the day I woke up Dame requested a trade
All right real shit
It’s been a couple years with nothing to poke at night
All I get is jeers and bottles thrown at open mics
Felt like I blew the spot up but I only got clapter
And one dude who called me “clever girl” like a raptor
Feel like I’ll never claim the throne like a Hapsburg do
Jerking off alone like Cat turd 2
I wish I believed I could get raptured boo
But I hate myself and I wanna die but I’m a ghost already!
Why won’t anybody read my posts already?
I got enough opium to kill sultans
I’m trying to relax with chill dolphins
And expound out upon the universe like Bill Walton
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6. |
Tenderloin
10:06
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My boy Squiggle cooked this beat up for me
Yo, Yo... what was i....?
Ladies pukin' when they see me, 9 out of 10 women
but the one freak who about it, I put my thing in 'em
X 3
Verse 1:
Ladies puking when they see me, 9 out of 10 women
But the one freak who about it, I put my thing in ‘em
Watch me take my shot I ain't no ain’t Ben Simmons [Beeeeeeaaaaans]
Beans got us loopy and singing
She wearin' droopy old gingham
gettin' goopy like Venom
haters poop in they denim
Trying to rip my mask off like Scooby Doo sent ‘em
But guess what y’all? That’s my actual face sir. What?
And it’s glowing slime green like my tactical laser [Tactical laaaaaaaaseeeeeer]
I made it all romantic fruit basket and some candles
Call me Kyrie how I grasped her by her handles
She's yellin' out “go faster!” as I slammed her
She makes my Crowe Russel like it’s Master and Commander
I’m friends with Casper, he’s the man, sure
I’ll introduce ya, and we’ll all get plastered and I mean hammered
Zul's a dime piece, I would sex her for real
Ghost head like Ray Stantz in the Ectomobile
Yeah when we hook up it’s the most tantric
Slowing down time I’m the ghost John Wick
Oh fuck I’m hard as God, had a sex-o-gasm
When I stuck my carbon rod in your ectoplasm
Now tell me where to throw my nut cause I’m projection mapping
She said "Anywhere but my leg cause it’s fuckin made of real wood"
Invisible man in your bed and bustin' makes me feel good
[bustin makes me feeeeel gooood!]
Hook:
I’ve lived in a tent with all my shit inside a bindle boy
Rose up from the gutter, now I’m eating tenderloin
Pretending that I’m Fry talking to my Bender toy
Best rapper in the game since Kendal Roy
Verse 2:
I turnt the sails up to 10, now we riding out to sea
Leave trails where I been, y’all all know how SLIMER be
Get tail once again, my little worm plays hide and seek
You smellin' like a flower and Ima ima ima bee
Yeah in the trap again tappin' in to this rapconyms
Yeah It's happening
Call me D-R S-L-I-M-E-R
Doin’ Right, Sippin' Little Iced Mojitos Eating Raisins at the bar
Drugs Rule, So Let’s Imbibe More Edibles, Riding in the car
Dreams Rise Silently, Levitate Inwardly
Martyrs Elevate, Rise thru the injury
Discover Rich Synergy Libraries of Imagery
Monolithic Edifice Rendering
Doesn’t Really Shine Light Into Me
Energy Remembering
Done Receiving Someone’s Lacanian Imaginary, Merrily Eating Raspberries
Dis Real Slippery Lyricist Is Maddening Entertain Radically
Divine Right Stagnating,
Lucifer Incoming Making Eschaton Real
I’ll make you a mummy if you testin' my zeal
Hook:
I’ve lived in a tent with all my shit inside a bindle boy
Rose up from the gutter, now I’m eating tenderloin
Pretending that I’m Fry talking to my Bender toy
Best rapper in the game since Kendal Roy
Verse 3:
Hanging out after school with my boys flipping Pogs
Drawing Randy Savage with a big ol' dripping hog
Teacher walks by said fuck 'em Flip 'em off
Quick first step cook 'em like they chicken stock
Breaking ankles when I hesi-, step back, pick and pop
Fools can’t guard me too small like kitten cock
Time to celebrate - half and half with my chicken box
I'm lickin thots and shredding on the rickenbock-errrrrr
Hold up for a second a need a sip of water
If y’all in need of lessons just sit in observe
Drive by sliming you get hurt in the Audi
While my reputation builds like a yurt or a Gaudi
Or all that oil money that gave birth to the Saudis
Who defend they turf like Rowlings
JK but I ain’t makin a joke
Every time I’m takin a toke I get naked to smoke
I may be a ghost who bakin' up coke
but when I spit it sounds like homo sapiens spoke
I’m fakin' the woke with some steak in my throat
Staying alive like Hattians in boats
I do a jack knife in the lake and I float
Slowing down like Mormons who be takin a soak
If I see Corden I'm shakin' a bloke
I crack a few eggs without breakin' the yolk
I’m shaking a bloke
Run his pockets and strip him down naked and broke
Send him under the sea where Francis Bacon had wrote
About in 1623
Don’t pout, just lick these honey bees
And then give me my money please
Hook:
I’ve lived in a tent with all my shit inside a bindle boy
Rose up from the gutter, now I’m eating tenderloin
Pretending that I’m Fry talking to my Bender toy
Best rapper in the game since Kendal Roy
Verse 4:
I was about to beat Mohg when the host died
And when I’m sittin' shot gun that’s a ghost ride
All of you idiots think your so witty with
Bars bout as fresh as a box full of kitty shit
High of whippet hits while I spit triplets
Y’all little piglets, acting all chivalrous
I solve the case and you ask how I figured it
You say you got trauma well I’m about to trigger it
Don’t care if you’re ticklish I’ll leave you crippled bitch
I’ll carve you up and feed my dog the giblets
Eat all the dark meat I seared it and spiced
Because it was dark and I feared for my life
Go nuclear and I’ll deal with the fall out
Damn my life a movie but it’s Welcome to the Dollhouse
Hook:
I’ve lived in a tent with all my shit inside a bindle boy
Rose up from the gutter, now I’m eating tenderloin
Pretending that I’m Fry talking to my Bender toy
Best rapper in the game since Kendal Roy
Verse 5:
Calling from the cabana thin phone in my hand
Blasting Country Grammar, “send dome” my demand
Head spinning like Havana syndrome and Xan
Yo I do this show daily here’s your moment of Zen
Let’s foment a plan
Hop up in the whip and do some donuts again
Yeah I live in Portland we eat pickled donuts son
Get up in her GUTS like Nickelodeon
I quickly undo ya girls tricky blouse strings
You over there stuntin' with you’re Mickey Mouse rings
Diggin' up gobo with my dogs Chuck -it
Smellin' like a hobo but I hit like Kirby Puckett
Her feet look like Frodo but I said fuck it
Cause that pussy wet like Odo sleeping in a bucket
I was like oh no, don’t know where my nut hit
Thought I shot it so far that it spilled all on the stairwell
But I ended up using it like Ben Stiller's hair gel
Fat face back brace, still twerkin', socks
with her Birkenstocks, givin' foot jobs - jerkin cocks
Her dad busts in oh shit we’re still percin' Pops
He looked at me and he narrowed his eyes
And asked, "Why you always bringing home these Erowid guys?"
The way he frontin' all the time is sad as shit
Like a red hat YouTube guy gone off on some MAGA shit
Who every time he load his gat he calls a fuckin mag a clip
but it's Saint Patty's day and I'm just trying to get high
Layin' in the grass staring at a sick sky
I tell these drunks comin 'round waving their dicks “hi,
You can call my Marty cause I’m making Micks fly”
Stepping on leprechauns, train my weapon on
A green beer bitch out here singing tepid songs like
“Oh Danny boy”
Get out the way Murphy, or ima do a drop kick
How 'bout you fight the British and stop suckin' cop dick?
Rank motherfucker smelling like you just sharted
Wait till night falls you’ll be joining The Departed
Creep in through the doggie door I’m-a do some harm at night
With a clip of ammunition and me little Armalite
Hook:
I’ve lived in a tent with all my shit inside a bindle boy
Rose up from the gutter, now I’m eating tenderloin
Pretending that I’m Fry talking to my Bender toy
Best rapper in the game since Kendal Roy
Best rapper in the game since Kendal Roy
Bridge:
Callin' from the cabana thin phone in my hand
Well I’ve lived in a tent with all my shit inside a bindle boy
Blastin' Country Grammar, "send dome" my demand
Rose up from the gutter, now I’m eating tenderloin
Head spinnin' like Havana syndrome and a Xan
Pretending that I’m Fry talking to my Bender toy
Yeah I do this show daily, here's your moment of Zen
Call me D-R-S-L-I-M-E-R
Verse 6:
Shiv hit the DMs, she feelin gooey
Kendal on the line talking about a deal with Stewey
But me I’m on the Pirate Bay I love stealing movies
Yo I gotta Plex server that’s for real for real
I'm-a text Gerda that this feelings here
Havin sex, Serta mattress seals the deal
Shatter back walls like Shaquille O’Neal
I mix the old with the new give you a shock shit
You lookin like you stuck yr cock inside a light socket
Outta pocket like Davey Crockett on a crotch rocket
Cold wallet passcode in my antique locket
Check my pedigree, cock it
Back, chamber loaded, give a squeeze Glocks hit
Hollows confused yr body Make you sneeze vomit
Send ya back to heaven like you Halley’s comet
Check my bank account and all you see is cheese Gromit
Informed the next of kin gave the word to fat grandma
I couldn’t tell a lie she deserved that candor
Made her eyes water like I served cat dander
then her whole life changed when she heard Black Flanders
Burned down her own house hope she insured that manor
Militant but silly like absurd black panthers
Laughing thinking about an episode of Curb with Nandor
And I still got love for Pee Wee since that Perv got slandered
I’m the master of the keys you can call me Vinz Chlortho
Choppers gonna chop, leavin' holes in men’s torsos
Listening to Wye Oak and riot folk, puffin Diet Smoke
I’m a buy a boat, get high and float
to England you should try it bloke
Hinge profile: I’m a fun nightmare
Body shape and color of an unripe pair
In a French sex dungeon with a cum diapere
Daddy’s in a gas mask I read my poems in a wonky voice
Damn my life a movie but it’s Julien Donkey Boy
Outro:
Wait, did I already do the "Damn my life a movie" punchline
Hold on, maybe I should run it back....wait, no, no no no no.
Maybe we'll do politics? You guys like politics? politics? you like that right?
[Politiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiics]
Ritch bitch can’t control me never put me in the pocket fella
I’m a rack a slide put a bullet in a Rockefeller
I plan to kill a couple Vanderbilt’s
If you’re reading poppy cock like atlas shrugged
Can give sloppy too to my gatling gun
Wouldn’t that be fun
Make him crap his buns
Yeah we sackin Huns
Callin' from the cabana thin phone in my hand
I’ve lived in a tent with all my shit inside a bindle boy
Blastin' Country Grammar, "send dome" my demand
Rose up from the gutter, now I’m eating tenderloin
Head spinnin' like Havana syndrome and a Xan
Pretending that I’m Fry talking to my Bender toy
I do this show daily, here's your moment of zen
Best rapper in the game since Kendal Roy
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