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SLIMERHUASCA

by DR SLIMER

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1.
Staying up all night doing poppers with my homies In pueblo Colorado get a slopper and a sodie Whoever fuck with me killed by the choppa like they Kobe Shit be coming out my mouth like needles droppin on The Toadies like "Do ya wanna die?" Not interested in what these teeny boppers wanna show me Find a grown ass bitch and get my Top-in like I'm Obi I only do brunch at the bikini barista Sneak up in the gentle with a lil' teeny balista That ass shuck 'n' jive look like a toad in the back She got me dead and alive like Shroedinger's Cat Shut yr fuckin mouth with all that chirpin lil bro Left hook to the jaw and me you is perpendicular Coat yr wifey in my thick brine - gherkin pickled her Put me in the ballgame, this Maryland Terp ain't sittin bro Fuckin up yr garmets, burn you with the blowtorch Your reputation's tarnished, ride up out here on your goat horse I only do brunch at the bikini barista Sneak up in the gentle with a lil' teeny balista That ass shuck 'n' jive look like a toad in the back She got me dead and alive like Shroedinger's Cat I pranked my fam at the reunion - punkin wipopo Talkin all that shit but never said somethin I don't know Killed 10,000 times like his name was Duncan Idaho Took him on a ride-along Dropped him in the quicksand and he sunk and died alone Fished him out and fried his bones His family at the service made a racket with their cries and moans His sister was depressed but she got inspired to write a poem I got a chimenea outside - bakin' on the terrace Control the Draco like Daenerys Bodies rotate like a Ferris- Wheel, takin hoes to Paris Whisper to 'em like I'm Varys While you was at yr mama's house, and ya got, caught masturbatin' - so embarrassed Makin up shit trying to get out of it, talking nonsense like a Maco eatin' carrots I only do brunch at the bikini barista Sneak up in the gentle with a lil' teeny balista That ass shuck 'n' jive look like a toad in the back She got me dead and alive like Shroedinger's Cat I ended up in a room with some NBs having creepy sex Close up on they stubble - Ren and Stimpy up in PDX Yo my dude those mutton chops ain't pimpin', that shit's tedious Fit ice cold like a writer from the Times checkin' temp on BDS
2.
AGAB 07:55
Chorus: AGAB Ghostbusters can suck the D Time for a possession you can trust from me It’s a busta suicide via puppetry [Most hustlas don’t fuck with ghostbusters] AGAB Ghostbusters can suck the D Time for a possession you can trust from me It’s a busta suicide via Puppetry [Most hustlas don’t fuck with ghostbusters] AGAB Verse 1: Readin' out the charges at my arraignment stupid Fuckin' judge wants me back in the containment unit [Hell naw] Ghost bussing pussies are lamest humans And I wouldn’t even call if I was paid to do it [No amount of money] One ghostbuster down and I’m stalkin' another one But he didn’t take the ‘Lac, he's cruising undercover son Sneakin' up behind the unmarked crown Vic [I see you] I’m about to pull some real dark clown shit Gasoline in a paint can, stuff a rag in the tank and Light it up cause ACAB includes Egon and Venkman Maybe you can take a pic share God’s face When I snap your neck back like an Air Pods case [so satisfying] Jettin' out to Paris see how their frogs taste [skrrrrt] Make my getaway much faster than you’re eyes see Tried to go out the window but that’s where them apple pies be Disappeared into the crowd - Pistachio Disguisey [turtle turtle] I’m after all you’re lives, see, you bastards can’t surprise me Try to board your yacht and it’s disaster on the high seas [Ima sink that bitch] I built my team right, always win at money ball Garrote around his neck - he ain’t havin' fun at all Hang ‘em off roof, gettin' scared he’s gonna fall Looked him in his eye asked him “Who he fuck you wanna call?” Meetin' up with Gozer out in back of they castle Got a bulldozer to flatten and them assholes Cut the lights at HQ - where the photons at? Already sabotaged all they proton packs I took a toke on grass, and we both donned masks Turned a little valve and watched ‘em choke on gas Spengler almost got away but I smoked ‘gon’s ass Send those motherfuckers down to Hades - BLOW! What you want think we backin' off just cause they ladies now? Chorus x2 AGAB Ghostbusters can suck the D Time for a possession you can trust from me It’s a busta suicide via puppetry [Most hustlas don’t fuck with ghostbusters] AGAB Ghostbusters can suck the D Time for a possession you can trust from me It’s a busta suicide via Puppetry [Most hustlas don’t fuck with ghostbusters] AGAB Verse 2: Most hustlas don’t fuck with ghostbusters Even their girlies bored of them old slow thrusters My foot down they throat let ‘em taste my toe crusters Cask of Amontillado yeah the dead bolts rusted And if you find a way out - one to the head, Colt’s busting Next day I fed goats somethin' Muncher’s bitch ass better get with the program You can’t be helpin' bustas fuckin slime 'em with your toe jam Blue tardigrade-ass lookin bod, trash- -eating fucker about to fall down victim to a bomb blast When I give the order boy you better nod fast Collaborators against the wall like that kid named Podcast Eyes got wide as I grasped the knife And sent the new ghostbusters to the Afterlife Sympathy conveyed from the pastors wife But she said for real she’s happy when I asked her twice Her daddy taught her right but at a nasty price Words to live by that’ll last your life “Never trust a busta” was his past advice Chorus: AGAB Ghostbusters can suck the D Time for a possession you can trust from me It’s a busta suicide via puppetry [Most hustlas don’t fuck with ghostbusters] AGAB Ghostbusters can suck the D Time for a possession you can trust from me It’s a busta suicide via Puppetry [Most hustlas don’t fuck with ghostbusters] AGAB
3.
Canis Lupus 02:37
Hit a vert ramp in my Toyota Tundra Swoop in from above like ya boy rode a Gundum Tryin to keep up like goy Yoda on a fun run Fuck the police take they toys and defund 'em I got no time for soy chodes I shunned 'em Living for the clout, with no joy among them Lock 'em all up - drawers soiled in the dungeon Content whack as shit - deploy total hum drum Like "Yeah, I be rapping kid but I can also yodel some son!" Fuck you mean? You who you’re talking to dude? Yo it's Slimer from Ghostbusters and I went to med school I pay no mind to those busters and I’ve got a red tool Like Canis lupus, man this goop is up to my eyebrows She’s rubbing her thighs now Soon it’s time to ride cow- Girl, I thought you told me that I could buy now And pay later, slay traitors then I'm boostin' they gators Body parts in a trash bag while I’m wavin' “Hey neighbors” [Hidely hodely neighborino!] Hit the waffle house and eat some gray taters Love that garbage so much I’m asking if they cater And I always leave a tip, cause they don’t pay waiters And besides I showed up super late like May Seders Mixer feedback at the noise show, I used to play faders Been an ally all my life but still got gay haters, what? Trippin on ergotamine All you nerds know what I mean High like birds on Prada wings With intricate curved mottling Engines were heard throttling You’sa fuckin drama king whose mommy’s always coddling You call yourself a baller but which of us got a ring? A little powder on the tongue, I tested them batches Of datura, yopo, and mescaline cactus I’m putting salvia in testicle patches I’m in the vestibule snatching all your vegetables, snacking And I answer with a riddle any question you’re askin ' Cause I play my role right like the rest of them actors I'm testing out a new highly bio-available liposomal variant I've got my eyeshades, headphones, now zoning Pisces Iscariot It's got me feeling a little bit like a light being on a chariot But I’m really pissin', shittin', pukin', ass wipin' at the Marriott Oh shit I’ve got a meeting - I guess I’m Skyping I’m from Terra Haute Fuck you motherfuckers wouldn’t rank 'em in the ballpark Me and you are not the same I’m sellin' jenkem at the mall, hearts Stoppin' when they see your life taken by some lawn darts Wearin' chainmail but I shanked him till I saw sparks Body rotting in a ditch, smellin' rank like dog farts Disappeared his ass like I played a prank at Hogwarts All the while I've got my DVR taping "Pawn Stars" Retired to the crib, ate some cake from the Walmart Kick my feet up and partake in Hole’s “Doll Parts” [I aaaam] Minecraft with my kid, made a lake and I spawned sharks
4.
Shai-Hulud 03:23
Step the fuck back lest you wanna die my dude Swallowed up up whole by Shai-Hulud x2 Fuck it let’s do it live, even though I’m dead in fact This is what I do, what I'm a legend at I can spit bars while getting pegged in back You’re lucky if you’re leaving with your heads attached Who the fuck you know who can flow over a Smegma track? I been doing this for decades, paid in my dues But still I’m the future like Shaedon and Scoot Yeah one day I’lll to retire to a farm tending llama Telling tots tales tall like Wembanyama But for now yo I’m hungry pass-pass the cheese and challah Feed me Seymour, yo I’m eating dudes like Hannibal I’m reppin’ Bmore make-make you Food For Animals All my beans Goya, Who the fuck you stannin’ bro? I’m a weed enjoyer, plan-planned to grow A crop pops don’t choose booze Roll up in the drop top, rude dude Gonna pop pop, you screwed Biters going chomp chomp like chewed food Bitch Bitch I know l karate CHOP CHOP SCREWED SCREWED Step the fuck back lest you wanna die my dude Swallowed up whole by Shai-Hulud x2 Hangers on like Velcro pills giving me a fuzzy brain Chilling at the milk sto’ with Lil Ugly Mane You know what I tell hoes, girl just chill and rub my thing You can hit my cell phone if you fuck with a chubby king If a hoe need savin’ call me Tyler the Herro Cause shit I do impossible like dividing by zero Horny like rhinoceroses rhymin' like Nero Playin' fiddle while the world burned Time to diddle it’s ya girls turn Waffles on the griddle as I hurled sperm I took a major risk when I released my shit on Laser Disc But I made it work bitch-bitch I never fail at this I busted out and now my jailor’s pissed He couldn’t catch me with his lariat So I buried him Let me make a point that’s salient You jealous cause I fucked Matty Healy and Taylor Swift She loves that my floor is the cleanest of clean And she doesn’t even mind that my penis is green We spent a week in Naples where I had the finest pasta She tried my home brew call it-call it Slimerhausca Hit the Rome zoo ghost riding an ostrich Gettin' dome two at a time in the hot tub Step the fuck back back lest you wanna die my dude Swallowed up whole by Shai-Hulud x2+
5.
Yo I got enough opium to kill sultans I’m trying to relax with chill dolphins And expound out upon the universe like Bill Walton x2 I peel off them stickers that society had placed over my third eye And now I see the trees weep and I can hear the birds cry Cruise the cosmic sees deep within the heart of yr mind Thoughts on a gentle breeze sweep cross Gaussian blur sky All bargains in they framework become Faustian merge thy Fragile mortal frame with the soil and the worm shit Build a shrine to your name/your accomplishments and burn it Books in the red, garden green like Kermit You want these stripes you gotta earn it Take the fuckin streets no more asking for a permit 24 years of school and feel like I never learned shit When it comes to evolving further I admit I’m lacking the notion Yo I’m just trying to slide right back into the ocean I got enough opium to kill sultans I’m trying to relax with chill dolphins And expound out upon the universe like Bill Walton x2 Hands are shaking, haven't rested in days Like the day I woke up Dame requested a trade All right real shit It’s been a couple years with nothing to poke at night All I get is jeers and bottles thrown at open mics Felt like I blew the spot up but I only got clapter And one dude who called me “clever girl” like a raptor Feel like I’ll never claim the throne like a Hapsburg do Jerking off alone like Cat turd 2 I wish I believed I could get raptured boo But I hate myself and I wanna die but I’m a ghost already! Why won’t anybody read my posts already? I got enough opium to kill sultans I’m trying to relax with chill dolphins And expound out upon the universe like Bill Walton
6.
Tenderloin 10:06
My boy Squiggle cooked this beat up for me Yo, Yo... what was i....? Ladies pukin' when they see me, 9 out of 10 women but the one freak who about it, I put my thing in 'em X 3 Verse 1: Ladies puking when they see me, 9 out of 10 women But the one freak who about it, I put my thing in ‘em Watch me take my shot I ain't no ain’t Ben Simmons [Beeeeeeaaaaans] Beans got us loopy and singing She wearin' droopy old gingham gettin' goopy like Venom haters poop in they denim Trying to rip my mask off like Scooby Doo sent ‘em But guess what y’all? That’s my actual face sir. What? And it’s glowing slime green like my tactical laser [Tactical laaaaaaaaseeeeeer] I made it all romantic fruit basket and some candles Call me Kyrie how I grasped her by her handles She's yellin' out “go faster!” as I slammed her She makes my Crowe Russel like it’s Master and Commander I’m friends with Casper, he’s the man, sure I’ll introduce ya, and we’ll all get plastered and I mean hammered Zul's a dime piece, I would sex her for real Ghost head like Ray Stantz in the Ectomobile Yeah when we hook up it’s the most tantric Slowing down time I’m the ghost John Wick Oh fuck I’m hard as God, had a sex-o-gasm When I stuck my carbon rod in your ectoplasm Now tell me where to throw my nut cause I’m projection mapping She said "Anywhere but my leg cause it’s fuckin made of real wood" Invisible man in your bed and bustin' makes me feel good [bustin makes me feeeeel gooood!] Hook: I’ve lived in a tent with all my shit inside a bindle boy Rose up from the gutter, now I’m eating tenderloin Pretending that I’m Fry talking to my Bender toy Best rapper in the game since Kendal Roy Verse 2: I turnt the sails up to 10, now we riding out to sea Leave trails where I been, y’all all know how SLIMER be Get tail once again, my little worm plays hide and seek You smellin' like a flower and Ima ima ima bee Yeah in the trap again tappin' in to this rapconyms Yeah It's happening Call me D-R S-L-I-M-E-R Doin’ Right, Sippin' Little Iced Mojitos Eating Raisins at the bar Drugs Rule, So Let’s Imbibe More Edibles, Riding in the car Dreams Rise Silently, Levitate Inwardly Martyrs Elevate, Rise thru the injury Discover Rich Synergy Libraries of Imagery Monolithic Edifice Rendering Doesn’t Really Shine Light Into Me Energy Remembering Done Receiving Someone’s Lacanian Imaginary, Merrily Eating Raspberries Dis Real Slippery Lyricist Is Maddening Entertain Radically Divine Right Stagnating, Lucifer Incoming Making Eschaton Real I’ll make you a mummy if you testin' my zeal Hook: I’ve lived in a tent with all my shit inside a bindle boy Rose up from the gutter, now I’m eating tenderloin Pretending that I’m Fry talking to my Bender toy Best rapper in the game since Kendal Roy Verse 3: Hanging out after school with my boys flipping Pogs Drawing Randy Savage with a big ol' dripping hog Teacher walks by said fuck 'em Flip 'em off Quick first step cook 'em like they chicken stock Breaking ankles when I hesi-, step back, pick and pop Fools can’t guard me too small like kitten cock Time to celebrate - half and half with my chicken box I'm lickin thots and shredding on the rickenbock-errrrrr Hold up for a second a need a sip of water If y’all in need of lessons just sit in observe Drive by sliming you get hurt in the Audi While my reputation builds like a yurt or a Gaudi Or all that oil money that gave birth to the Saudis Who defend they turf like Rowlings JK but I ain’t makin a joke Every time I’m takin a toke I get naked to smoke I may be a ghost who bakin' up coke but when I spit it sounds like homo sapiens spoke I’m fakin' the woke with some steak in my throat Staying alive like Hattians in boats I do a jack knife in the lake and I float Slowing down like Mormons who be takin a soak If I see Corden I'm shakin' a bloke I crack a few eggs without breakin' the yolk I’m shaking a bloke Run his pockets and strip him down naked and broke Send him under the sea where Francis Bacon had wrote About in 1623 Don’t pout, just lick these honey bees And then give me my money please Hook: I’ve lived in a tent with all my shit inside a bindle boy Rose up from the gutter, now I’m eating tenderloin Pretending that I’m Fry talking to my Bender toy Best rapper in the game since Kendal Roy Verse 4: I was about to beat Mohg when the host died And when I’m sittin' shot gun that’s a ghost ride All of you idiots think your so witty with Bars bout as fresh as a box full of kitty shit High of whippet hits while I spit triplets Y’all little piglets, acting all chivalrous I solve the case and you ask how I figured it You say you got trauma well I’m about to trigger it Don’t care if you’re ticklish I’ll leave you crippled bitch I’ll carve you up and feed my dog the giblets Eat all the dark meat I seared it and spiced Because it was dark and I feared for my life Go nuclear and I’ll deal with the fall out Damn my life a movie but it’s Welcome to the Dollhouse Hook: I’ve lived in a tent with all my shit inside a bindle boy Rose up from the gutter, now I’m eating tenderloin Pretending that I’m Fry talking to my Bender toy Best rapper in the game since Kendal Roy Verse 5: Calling from the cabana thin phone in my hand Blasting Country Grammar, “send dome” my demand Head spinning like Havana syndrome and Xan Yo I do this show daily here’s your moment of Zen Let’s foment a plan Hop up in the whip and do some donuts again Yeah I live in Portland we eat pickled donuts son Get up in her GUTS like Nickelodeon I quickly undo ya girls tricky blouse strings You over there stuntin' with you’re Mickey Mouse rings Diggin' up gobo with my dogs Chuck -it Smellin' like a hobo but I hit like Kirby Puckett Her feet look like Frodo but I said fuck it Cause that pussy wet like Odo sleeping in a bucket I was like oh no, don’t know where my nut hit Thought I shot it so far that it spilled all on the stairwell But I ended up using it like Ben Stiller's hair gel Fat face back brace, still twerkin', socks with her Birkenstocks, givin' foot jobs - jerkin cocks Her dad busts in oh shit we’re still percin' Pops He looked at me and he narrowed his eyes And asked, "Why you always bringing home these Erowid guys?" The way he frontin' all the time is sad as shit Like a red hat YouTube guy gone off on some MAGA shit Who every time he load his gat he calls a fuckin mag a clip but it's Saint Patty's day and I'm just trying to get high Layin' in the grass staring at a sick sky I tell these drunks comin 'round waving their dicks “hi, You can call my Marty cause I’m making Micks fly” Stepping on leprechauns, train my weapon on A green beer bitch out here singing tepid songs like “Oh Danny boy” Get out the way Murphy, or ima do a drop kick How 'bout you fight the British and stop suckin' cop dick? Rank motherfucker smelling like you just sharted Wait till night falls you’ll be joining The Departed Creep in through the doggie door I’m-a do some harm at night With a clip of ammunition and me little Armalite Hook: I’ve lived in a tent with all my shit inside a bindle boy Rose up from the gutter, now I’m eating tenderloin Pretending that I’m Fry talking to my Bender toy Best rapper in the game since Kendal Roy Best rapper in the game since Kendal Roy Bridge: Callin' from the cabana thin phone in my hand Well I’ve lived in a tent with all my shit inside a bindle boy Blastin' Country Grammar, "send dome" my demand Rose up from the gutter, now I’m eating tenderloin Head spinnin' like Havana syndrome and a Xan Pretending that I’m Fry talking to my Bender toy Yeah I do this show daily, here's your moment of Zen Call me D-R-S-L-I-M-E-R Verse 6: Shiv hit the DMs, she feelin gooey Kendal on the line talking about a deal with Stewey But me I’m on the Pirate Bay I love stealing movies Yo I gotta Plex server that’s for real for real I'm-a text Gerda that this feelings here Havin sex, Serta mattress seals the deal Shatter back walls like Shaquille O’Neal I mix the old with the new give you a shock shit You lookin like you stuck yr cock inside a light socket Outta pocket like Davey Crockett on a crotch rocket Cold wallet passcode in my antique locket Check my pedigree, cock it Back, chamber loaded, give a squeeze Glocks hit Hollows confused yr body Make you sneeze vomit Send ya back to heaven like you Halley’s comet Check my bank account and all you see is cheese Gromit Informed the next of kin gave the word to fat grandma I couldn’t tell a lie she deserved that candor Made her eyes water like I served cat dander then her whole life changed when she heard Black Flanders Burned down her own house hope she insured that manor Militant but silly like absurd black panthers Laughing thinking about an episode of Curb with Nandor And I still got love for Pee Wee since that Perv got slandered I’m the master of the keys you can call me Vinz Chlortho Choppers gonna chop, leavin' holes in men’s torsos Listening to Wye Oak and riot folk, puffin Diet Smoke I’m a buy a boat, get high and float to England you should try it bloke Hinge profile: I’m a fun nightmare Body shape and color of an unripe pair In a French sex dungeon with a cum diapere Daddy’s in a gas mask I read my poems in a wonky voice Damn my life a movie but it’s Julien Donkey Boy Outro: Wait, did I already do the "Damn my life a movie" punchline Hold on, maybe I should run it back....wait, no, no no no no. Maybe we'll do politics? You guys like politics? politics? you like that right? [Politiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiics] Ritch bitch can’t control me never put me in the pocket fella I’m a rack a slide put a bullet in a Rockefeller I plan to kill a couple Vanderbilt’s If you’re reading poppy cock like atlas shrugged Can give sloppy too to my gatling gun Wouldn’t that be fun Make him crap his buns Yeah we sackin Huns Callin' from the cabana thin phone in my hand I’ve lived in a tent with all my shit inside a bindle boy Blastin' Country Grammar, "send dome" my demand Rose up from the gutter, now I’m eating tenderloin Head spinnin' like Havana syndrome and a Xan Pretending that I’m Fry talking to my Bender toy I do this show daily, here's your moment of zen Best rapper in the game since Kendal Roy

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